Prelude

This is space, a lot of various lifeforms . It was stardate 10,25,6, it was a cold day day in this part of space. Like any other day. As the matter of fact, there is no such thing as day and night in this black desolate enviroment. We had a lot of work at the fraud division. My boss is captain tannon he received multipuple recognitions of the departmant of space, and my partner is the glorious chief of technics., miss Phoenix. My name is luitenant Modest. Together we are a team called Kweebus.

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The crew (three members) are on their way to a destination. It takes a long time to get there and they are getting bored.

 

PILOT

It will take us a few hours to arrive on our destination...

 

WOMAN

I'm so bored.

Shall we play a game?

 

KWIBUS

Yeah sure.

What about checkers?

 

KWIBUS

No can do. The dog ate the checkerboard yesterday. He looks like a finish banner from a rally.

He got succes with the ladies now.

 

WOMAN

HAHA VERY funny

What about operation?

 

PILOT

No can do, the luitenant fixed the electric part of the game but it putted a high voltage battery in the game. Serg. Jefferson tested it last week and he is still in the emergency room.

 

FLASHBACK

Do I have to put the tv on so you watch something? Nope, I can do it myself. (gag)

 

WOMAN

Ok let play scrabble then? Maybe no??

 

KWIBUS

Neh, don't feel like it.

 

PILOT

I got the encyclopedia here, let's learn something...

 

WOMAN & KWIBUS

Yeah, well you know, no

Aaah, don't feel like it.

 

PILOT

You can always learn something

Did you know in the ancient Egypt pharoa's kept cats because they thought it was a sacred animal.

That's good cats don't eat checkerboards.

 

WOMAn

No but she ate my rubic.

Cat with rubic body

 

PILOT

Well that's bad, at least she sees the the future colorful.

 

Hahahaha

 

KWIBUS

Ok ok, I see the problem, Let's play a game that can't be eaten, ok?? Let's play pictionary.

You first... just have a word in your mind we'll guess it.

Ok I doodling right now....

Funny words... a can opener, a hardrive, a duck

 

PILOT

aerthquake emergency...

 

WOMAn

nono that's not it

 

KWIBUS

Nono it's a real earthquake

 

WOMAn

Ok great! What's that???

 

PILOT

Our spaceship just got eaten by a giant lobster.

 

KWIBUS

Well, wonderful pictionary just got eaten by a giant lobster.

 

PILOT

Anyway, What was the word we were guessing for?

 

WOMAN

You had to guess the word “exit”

 

KWIBUS

Well it ate the exit to then. How do we get out of here???

 

PILOT

I know. Oh man it ate everything in the spaceship then, including the get out of jail card of monopoly.

Darn! We'll never get out.

 

WOMAn

Let's send a distress signal to the nearest spaceship...

 

SPACESHIP NEARBY

Are you allright??? We just got eaten..; We try first by ourselfes to get out..

KWIBUS

I don't get it. How do you get out of a giant lobster?

 

PILOT

I never did this before. This situation is quite unique. I must say.

 

WOMAN

Oh wait we got something on our screen.

 

KWiBUS

DOES IT TALK?

WOMAN

No but I will try communicate with it.

O hello grand guardian of the stomach of the lobster, how do we get out of here?

 

KWIBUS

No answer!

 

PILOT

Maybe if it farts we can get out....

 

KWIBUS

You can't be serious... And even if it works ...

How do you make a lobster fart.

 

PILOT

I don't know but thats the only thing we got right now...

 

KWIBUS

The fart will set us free. I believe in the fart. Farts fror freedom. If we all fart at the same time would that work?

 

WOMAN

Wait a minute, I check the internet, lobster fart... nope no results

I can't find anything on the internet, it seems we are stuck here.

 

KWIBUS

O look! What's that.. On our screen it wants a password...

SCREEN: To make me fart you need a password, do you have a password?...

you got three attempts...

 

PILOT

Ok let's try.

Let's try fish... Nope earthquake

Schrimp...; Nope...

 

WOMAN

 

I got it it, it's literally and it is a question. It asks a password, we all got a password for something you know email, or so.

PILOT

Yes yes I have a password for my online picture collection of french bikes..

 

WOMAN

So we answer: Yes, we have a password....I'm typing,

KWIBUS

Is it farting yet?

 

WOMANµ

I'm still typing...

KWIBUS:

Is it....

 

FART!

 

We are out!

 

PILOT

It will take us a fe hours to arrive on our destination...

 

WOMAN

I'm so bored, lat's play a game?

 

KWIBUS

let's play farts, I mean cards

 

Pilot

let's watch a movie, gone with the wind

 

Woman

haha your such a gas.

Hahaha

 

Kwibus

Yeah that movie did well in the farts, I mean charts

hahaha

 

WOMAN

Your a master in the fart of jokes. I mean art of jokes

 

KWIBUS

Nono a friend told me he plays the double gas, I mean bass

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PILOT

Hey anybody in for, darts?